tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

(via dragon-lorde)

shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

(via humorking)

trust:

why does this muffin look like a hamster tho??

trust:

why does this muffin look like a hamster tho??

(Source: trust, via dutchster)

enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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(via nice-wig-janis)

"I want to be completely surrounded by the heaviness of your breath when after we’re done my body is covered in signs that you were there."

— (via crgasmic)

(Source: pleasetakem3away, via dutchster)

  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

exgynocraticgrrl:

"Moreover, popular narratives about the end of [legally sanctioned black, U.S slavery] erase[s] the agency of black people themselves.

And, I suppose we can say that if Lincoln did not really free the slaves, he was shrewd enough to recognize that the only hope of winning the civil war resided in pre-aiding the opportunity for black people to fight for their own freedom.”

Angela Y. Davis, Professor Emerita of History of Consciousness and Feminist Studies (UCLA-Santa Cruz): 150 Years Later, Abolition in the 21st Century [March 27, 2013]

(via anotherdeceptivefacade)

paul-mclennon:

OH MY GOD

obamasnovv:

i’m all about that bass. i love fishing

(via nice-wig-janis)