spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via humorking)

pussyclench:

me: do you eat ass?
boy: no, but—

me: image

(via pizza)

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via moistbottom)

le-blastoise:

oknope:

basically my life in four pictures

image

(via humorking)

gabbyroars:

OMGGGGGGG

(Source: beyonce4world, via woofuckinghoobitch)

lumpy-space-queenie:

trevenant:

pleatedjeans:

This is How You Prank Someone.

THE LAST ONE OH MY GOD

Paha

(via toshiko-sato)

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

image

(Source: metrobussy, via pizza)