hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via customizable-jeager)

(Source: yxyv, via customizable-jeager)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via customizable-jeager)

laughterkey:

betthearm:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Yeah, because evil doesn’t want to share space with other evil.

At least this evil cuddles with me.

(Source: rouxx, via customizable-jeager)

  • someone: we finish each other's s-
  • me: TEVE ROGERS

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

(Source: crocs5evabruh, via trungsexual)

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99, via trungsexual)

(Source: cybergy, via dutchster)

portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

(via trungsexual)