breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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ocevns:

Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now

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girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

(via humorking)

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meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

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teendotcom:

8 Movies That Are So Bad They’re Actually Good

saevitas:

be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand

(via daenerysknope)

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burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

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